Mr Ernest Bazanye
The Distinguished Satirist, Beautiful Loser, Last Slacker Standing, Typing With Middle Fingers, Probably A Joking Subject, AI's Nemesis,
Author: E. Bazanye
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They tell us AI can’t take our jobs because AI can’t do human touch. Only HI can do human touch. But this human touch, what is it? As in really? That paragraph is an educational asset for lecturers with crooks for students; now you know how to nab them. Just insist that coursework be written…
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One day, a pair of beans drop out of a boy’s belly and change him. What they change him into depends. You could say a man, but what kind of man they change him into depends. You could say a good man, but what kind of good man depends, too. It depends on what you…
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The model on Pinterest has a different look. It’s the look that says, “I am beautiful, like this clean street I stand posing on, this bright sky I stand posing beneath, this sports car I lean against; I am appealing, I am admirable, I am attractive; I am Paris in spring, I am Manhattan in…
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A life in which you help people in need is a good one, yes. A life of a hero saving people in need is a good one, yes. But a life in which you need and have received help, a life in which you have been there, shit got real and someone saved you, that…
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It started with a tweet. These things always start with a dumb tweet. It said something like, and I paraphrase, “No matter what time I get home, even if it’s 2am, my wife has to serve me supper.” The tweet was posted by a man. He/him. The reason his wife has to do this, even…
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So, by now you and I have both scoffed at @Man’s ideology. The gall, the sheer barefaced mputtu, to think that manliness means being a soft, little monarch of wet tissue paper who is morally entitled to night-time spoon-feeding. We have sneered: “LOL, see this one! Since when? Of where?” By now you think that…
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I thought the reason I was writing this was, well, it is fun to talk down on people who are not as righteous or as clever as you and I. But there is more to it than just mockery for pageviews and shares. The truth is I have beef with manliness. It is personal. I…
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At some point you will expect me to refute the idea that women are more predisposed to emotional than rational behaviour. You may become exhasperated at how long I am taking before saying it. So let’s get it out of the way now. I need you to stay with me to the end: Some people…
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Let me tell you about a man. His name is Benjamin Zacharia Kikaye. Benjamin. A name phonetically so full of testosterone. He’s so macho. Benjamin. You can’t even begin to pronounce his name without a forceful explosion of breath: Benjamin. You punch the air out of your mouth. You bark when you speak of him. …
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Finish the stoyr man.
Mr Ernest Bazanye 